I Caught My Boss Doing Whip Hits In The Cooler (6.00)
By Jodi Calaway, Posted on 2008-04-09 09:04:01

I'm 18 years old and I'm a bus-boy at that restaurant where everybody is all fucking happy it's the end of the week. I have to wear a shirt that makes me look like a retarded barber poll... the red stripes go up and down!

Anyway, I want to slit my wrists everyday before I go into work! I mean, who cares if I look like Emo (if you don't know who Emo is I don't care, google it lazy ass), I mean just because I'm a guy shouldn't mean I can't wear eyeliner to work! The skinyy, skanky bitches who serve the food wear it!!!! I'm sure one of those chicks has givin a customer herpes by now.



Anyway... Enough with that! I caught my boss doing whip-its in the cooler!!!!! The same a-HOLE who calls me a "scary Goth-girl". When I went to go hide in the cooler from all of the white-collar nazis spending their money on corprate America I flung open the door and my boss, that a-hole, had his head buried in the corner and when he turned around he looked like a deer caught in head lites LOL!!! His lips where blue and he had runny cream dripping from his chin. It looked like his just got done blowin big foot!!!!!!!!!!!



With that kind of dirt on HITLER (my boss) I'm sure I'll be wearing glitter eyeliner to work any day now and nobody will say a word!!! Yeah me! F you...



Waiting For My Maker, Salt Lake City