Even The UPS Lady Was In On It (6.00)
By Barry Winslow, Posted on 2008-04-09 08:04:59

The entire staff was involved in a bet on how long it would take our boss to realize he had a booger between his eyes. You see, the owner of the coffee warehouse I work in is so old when he farts cockroaches fall out of his butt! He wears suspenders for both his pants and socks and that's only what,s visible. I wouldn't put it passed him if he wore suspenders to hold up his suspenders! When it comes time to blow his nose it's like a magic show with the Ricola horn blower in the background. He has a hankerchief in every pocket and we aren't quite sure if they are on some sort of rotation schedule for the laundry because everytime he blows his nose he ends up with a booger somewhere on his face.

Well today was a special day because it somehow ended up between his eyes for a full 6 hours and 17 minutes. Old man Clark won the bet. The pool was up to $250! Even the UPS delivery lady was in on the bet!!!


Barry Winslow