A Little Ring Around The Collar... Or Should I Say (7.30)
By Hank Zeka, Posted on 2008-04-09 07:04:14

Hello fellow anti-boss members! I embarrassed my boss so bad she transferred to a different company branch; let me explain.

I've worked at the same company for 21 years and I have loved every minute of it, so needless to say I don't hate my job, just the mindless monkeys they continue to hire and place above me. Normally that would upset many people but I could care less. I'm a trust fund baby and don't ever HAVE to work. I just want to.

Every single year, since the first 4th of July I ever worked there, I have a company party at my house and invite EVERYONE in the building. I even leave an invite for the night janitor and he hasn't missed a year yet. With that said, allow me to rewind a bit.

I have a gorgeous home, 4 sons and a nice sized back yard equipped with a huge pool. My sons range from 4 years old to 16 so obviously the pool has seen many birthday and graduation parties and tons of urine. Once you've had to empty and refill a pool the size of a small county, 3 times, you begin to look for evasive action. What better way to stop a kid from relieving himself than through embarrassment and I found the perfect weapon.

I discovered a tablet the size of a urinal cake that you simply drop in the pool. As soon as someone pees in the pool the chemical in the tablet reacts to the ammonia and only ammonia and turns the water red and a beautiful crimson red ring surrounds the culprit. Once I implemented my plan of defense the pollution stopped until my new boss came over for the first time to attend my 4th of July.

Needless to say she was having so much fun that she decided to do a lap while relieving herself in the pool and then returned to the group she was hanging out with. Once she swam up to the group and stopped swimming the conversation stopped as well.

You see, it is common knowledge that I have those tablets in the pool so I no longer announce their presence and when everyone saw the red trail leading from the opposite end of the pool to the group and then surround the boss we instantly knew what happened.

Once we explained why the red stayed around her for a good minute or so she turned just as red as her trail of guilt, ran from the party and never showed up to work again!



Hank Zeka Boise, Idaho