A Cat With Only Two Lives (6.70)
By Sylvester Constantine, Posted on 2008-04-07 09:04:25

I work for a lady who owns a health and nutrition store but is bigger than a gorilla. We all think is about 98% body fat!

The company cat was squished to death when my boss plopped her fat, wheezing ass in the chair it was sleeping! I thought they were supposed to have 9 lives. The first time the cat got injured she stepped on it and broke its hip. The poor creature was still in a head halo. An employee was caught laughing at her during his smoke break and she fired him. How is it his fault she killed the cat?



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